The Books of Love: Smoothie by Jane Elliot

Reviewed by Narrelle M Harris

The blurb…

smoothie-200-200x300Nothing much ever happens to Heather, until the day she’s innocently minding her own business when a bomb goes off – and she’s swept up into the kind of adventure that only happens to people on TV!

Thankfully she’s about as prepared and resourceful as a girl can be, because all of a sudden she’s in the middle of a road movie along with an extraordinary woman named Natalie and the two of them find themselves running for their lives into and out of a mess of complicated situations in which nobody is ever quite what he or she might appear to be.

The review…

Jane Elliot’s Heather George is a heroine I can relate to, at least on some levels. I’m not the only one, it seems, who has spent idle minutes (or hours) wondering how I’d cobble together weapons from household goods during the zombie apocalypse or, marginally more likely, how I would hide/arm myself/survive an assault from a disgruntled customer or employee while working at the bank or the public service. (Shut up.)

Heather is clever, funny and imaginative, though riven with social anxiety and plagued with doubt about her attractiveness. She is inexperienced in both love and sex, but she knows a hot gal when she sees one: and she sees one in Natalie, the woman who has kind-of car-napped her after a car bomb in Miami nearly kills them both.

Once caught in Natalie’s orbit, Heather is forced along for the ride, given that the people trying to kill Natalie are happy to take pot shots at both of them. Natalie does her best to protect the innocent-ish bystander, but Heather’s resourcefulness saves them just as often as Natalie’s street sense.

Elliot manages the sometimes difficult task of giving us Heather’s first person narrative, full of self doubt, while also making it clear that Natalie thinks Heather is pretty hot stuff – even if Heather mostly misses those signals.

Perhaps it’s inevitable that narrator Heather ends up a more fully realised personality than Natalie. Later characters are also colourful without really having Heather’s depth and the villains are lacking much detail at all – but these are issues mostly noticed after you’ve finished reading, because Smoothie keeps you tumbling along the fast-paced story too quickly to notice the lack.

It’s not a huge lack, though. Heather is great, the supporting cast are mostly huge fun, and Smoothie is a rollicking good adventure of a love story.

Buy Smoothie

Read the Quintette of Questions with Jane Elliot about Smoothie

The Books of Love are romance book reviews of both new releases and old favourites.


Posted on August 11, 2015, in Reviews, The Books of Love and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. The moment I knew when my husband was the one? When we had a long discussion about how well our house would work in case of zombies, and our backup hide outs 😉

    • These are vital issues when considering a lifemate.

      • Very important. Also important, their weapon of choice. Nail gun, personally.

        • We don’t own a nail gun. Of the material to hand, I favour our Japanese kitchen knife firmly taped to the end of the mop handle. Mostly, I think I’ll have to count on the zombies not being able to blunder their way up to my floor of the apartments, given the fire stairs won’t open except for evacuation on the bottom level, and you need security tags to reach me by lift. I’ll starve to death before my brains are eaten. It is some comfort, I suppose…

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